January 2010
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denny crane
Judge Harvey Cooper: Mr Crane, you’ve been assigned to represent one of our indigent defendants, thank you for coming in.
Denny Crane: No can do Judge.
Judge Harvey Cooper: I beg your pardon?
Denny Crane: Indigent are poor. I hate the poor. Can’t pay you.
Judge Harvey Cooper: Mr Crane this isn’t a request its court order. Unless you think the senior partners are exempt from civic duty?
Denny Crane: Was it a hooker? I can do hookers.
Judge Harvey Cooper: It’s a murder case. Your client’s right there.
Denny Crane: (Looks briefly at the client.) Defense pleads guilty. We accept the District Attorney’s recommendation for sentencing. Denny Crane.
Judge Harvey Cooper: Come back this instant or you will help in contempt sir.
Denny Crane: What did you just say?
Judge Harvey Cooper: You will meet your client, you will return here this afternoon to enter your plea and you will give him adequate representation. He allegedly killed a thirteen-year-old girl. Hence the presence of the media. He’ll get high profile representation as well. Go!
Denny Crane: Hope you die. Denny Crane.
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